DAILY: 1 stick butter + 1 gallon raw milk + ribeye + bacon + homemade ice cream. Since 2012.
Subject exhibits extreme intolerance to artificial blue light (450nm wavelength).
Exposure triggers immediate systemic rejection.
TO TORTURE: Force exposure to LED/fluorescent lighting.
I'm telling you my weakness. What will you do with it?
NOTE: Cholesterol powered by 1 stick butter/day. Subject runs "hot."
NOTE: You scanned a QR code on a stranger's shirt at the airport. Now you know his erection cycles. Who is the weird one here?
Rose Bowl vs. Oregon (2011) Β· Rose Bowl vs. TCU (2010) Β· Game-winner vs. Cal Poly (OT) Β· 57-yard FG vs. Fresno State
Core Motivations: Recursion Β· Pattern Recognition Β· Truth Β· Optimization
TRANSMISSION MODE: Reading this profile risks assimilating subject's worldview.
If you have read this far, you may already be symptomatic.
Symptoms include: questioning why you scanned the code,
wanting to scroll back up and re-read a section,
and a vague sense that the person wearing this shirt
might be the most interesting person in this airport.
There is no cure. There is only deeper recursion.
You now know my cholesterol, my dick size, my erection cycles, and my fear of blue light.
You know I eat a stick of butter daily and drink a gallon of raw milk.
You know I haven't had a traffic ticket since 2006.
You know I've slept with 5 people.
You know my testosterone level and my sleep score.
You know my ICD code for a condition that doesn't exist yet.
We are no longer strangers. We are entangled.
You wanted the data. Here it is. What will you do with it?